Xinquagcen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy horse.

Xinquagcen created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinquagcen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xinquagcen, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xinquagcen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Xinquagcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Do not make images of living things.