Popmobstan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witty jellyfish.

Popmobstan created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popmobstan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Popmobstan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Popmobstan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Popmobstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Popmobstan loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popmobstan.