Hastomgut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive pig.

Hastomgut created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hastomgut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hastomgut, she will remove you from existence.

Hastomgut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hastomgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Pray towards the south.