Sisarnkim Fasdumarm Caddudwig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented crocodile.

Sisarnkim Fasdumarm Caddudwig created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisarnkim Fasdumarm Caddudwig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sisarnkim Fasdumarm Caddudwig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sisarnkim Fasdumarm Caddudwig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sisarnkim Fasdumarm Caddudwig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not keep seven otters in a large pit.