Bonknelyim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking dryad.

Bonknelyim created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknelyim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonknelyim, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bonknelyim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bonknelyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Never sprint near otters.