Quamyartaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, compassionate salamander.

Quamyartaf created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quamyartaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quamyartaf, he will not care at all.

Quamyartaf's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quamyartaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Always obey Quamyartaf's priests.