Fagjiphad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil badger.

Fagjiphad created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagjiphad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fagjiphad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fagjiphad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fagjiphad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away if eight gulls approach from the south.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Worship no other gods but Fagjiphad.