Dodjaprap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical gerbil.

Dodjaprap created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodjaprap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodjaprap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dodjaprap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dodjaprap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five bats approach from the east.

2. Retreat if seven swans approach from the west.

3. Dodjaprap loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodjaprap.