Fasbarncubsad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest lizard.

Fasbarncubsad created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbarncubsad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fasbarncubsad, it will turn you into a rat.

Fasbarncubsad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fasbarncubsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.