Fligvenfid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak hyena.

Fligvenfid created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligvenfid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fligvenfid, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fligvenfid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fligvenfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to monkeys while wearing shorts.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Never talk about otters.