Stanlunhog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omniscient human.

Stanlunhog created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanlunhog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stanlunhog, she will be very unhappy.

Stanlunhog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stanlunhog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stanlunhog.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not make images of living things.