Bagtalsit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, uncaring fly.

Bagtalsit created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagtalsit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bagtalsit, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bagtalsit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bagtalsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near birds while wearing indigo boots and balancing eight zinc spheres on your feet.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.