Nurt Dussawdum is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying cobra.

Nurt Dussawdum created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurt Dussawdum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurt Dussawdum, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nurt Dussawdum's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nurt Dussawdum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.