Gessfigmon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident wolf.

Gessfigmon created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessfigmon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gessfigmon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gessfigmon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gessfigmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Hide if four aardvarks approach from the west.

5. Always obey Gessfigmon's priests.