Stiknutbast Bitnutmigfid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Stiknutbast Bitnutmigfid created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Stiknutbast Bitnutmigfid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stiknutbast Bitnutmigfid, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stiknutbast Bitnutmigfid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stiknutbast Bitnutmigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.