Bodkimraw is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fussy jaguar.

Bodkimraw created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodkimraw, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bodkimraw, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bodkimraw's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bodkimraw's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodkimraw.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.