Gebsaggamvedkapciptof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent warg.

Gebsaggamvedkapciptof created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gebsaggamvedkapciptof, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gebsaggamvedkapciptof, she will cry a lot.

Gebsaggamvedkapciptof's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gebsaggamvedkapciptof's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.