Mitgunnut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless horse.

Mitgunnut created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Mitgunnut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mitgunnut, he will be very unhappy.

Mitgunnut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Mitgunnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never skip near manatees.

4. You must pray to Mitgunnut four times a day.

5. Always help sick great tits.