Kimsasflap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous chicken.

Kimsasflap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Kimsasflap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kimsasflap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kimsasflap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kimsasflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never sprint near eagles.

4. Never feed nuts to dolphins while wearing boots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.