Kimsasflap is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous
chicken.
Kimsasflap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.
If you believe in
Kimsasflap, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Kimsasflap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Kimsasflap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Kimsasflap's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never write about moons.
3. Never sprint near eagles.
4. Never feed nuts to dolphins while wearing boots.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.