Ladjamtim is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, unjust
hyena.
Ladjamtim created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ladjamtim, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Ladjamtim, it will not invite you to parties.
Ladjamtim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Ladjamtim's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never chant in the presence of aardvarks.
4. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing turquoise skirts.
5. Always stare at clouds.