Quamquatsandrakcumsomgiggeb is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome jaguar.

Quamquatsandrakcumsomgiggeb created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamquatsandrakcumsomgiggeb, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quamquatsandrakcumsomgiggeb, it will turn you into a snail.

Quamquatsandrakcumsomgiggeb's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Quamquatsandrakcumsomgiggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.