Fonjongab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless crow.

Fonjongab created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonjongab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fonjongab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fonjongab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fonjongab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.