Sidflanafyakdagmigbid is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless
gorilla.
Sidflanafyakdagmigbid created water two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sidflanafyakdagmigbid, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sidflanafyakdagmigbid, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Sidflanafyakdagmigbid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Sidflanafyakdagmigbid's Holy Commandments1. You must love Sidflanafyakdagmigbid.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidflanafyakdagmigbid.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not wear silicon on your body.