Pakjapflag Mumbegcar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating parrot.

Pakjapflag Mumbegcar created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakjapflag Mumbegcar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pakjapflag Mumbegcar, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pakjapflag Mumbegcar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pakjapflag Mumbegcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Pakjapflag Mumbegcar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always treat geese with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never talk about fire.