Dadtenxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident pigeon.

Dadtenxuck created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Dadtenxuck, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dadtenxuck, it will turn you into a frog.

Dadtenxuck's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dadtenxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near aardvarks.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.