Gessvinwan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced jaguar.

Gessvinwan created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gessvinwan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gessvinwan, she will turn you into a rat.

Gessvinwan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gessvinwan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Gessvinwan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to rats while wearing mauve rings.