Watstragsab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fast toad.

Watstragsab created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Watstragsab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watstragsab, he will remove you from existence.

Watstragsab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Watstragsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Never look in ponds.