Dadjadvag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome monkey.

Dadjadvag created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadjadvag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadjadvag, he will ignore you.

Dadjadvag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dadjadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.