Besshugabmis is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent finch.

Besshugabmis created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Besshugabmis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Besshugabmis, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Besshugabmis' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Besshugabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Besshugabmis loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed lots of onions to nematodes while wearing yellow trousers.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Never think about comets.