Tamfebciss is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, weak
fish.
Tamfebciss created dark matter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Tamfebciss, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Tamfebciss, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Tamfebciss' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Tamfebciss' Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Hide if seven gulls approach from the east.
3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Tamfebciss must be the most important thing in your life.