Fumzod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow octopus.

Fumzod created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumzod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fumzod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fumzod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fumzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near doves while wearing blue trousers and balancing seven silicon spheres on your neck.

2. Never sit in the presence of mites.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Erect five gold sculptures of Fumzod on top of important buildings.

5. Never sing in holy places.