Diblantig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring naga.

Diblantig created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Diblantig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Diblantig, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Diblantig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Diblantig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed corn to bats while wearing green shirts.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.