Diblantig is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, caring
naga.
Diblantig created a charm quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Diblantig, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Diblantig, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Diblantig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Diblantig's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not kill seals.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Never feed corn to bats while wearing green shirts.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.