Yartnabfebcedvegpag is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying
ferret.
Yartnabfebcedvegpag created the solar system three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yartnabfebcedvegpag, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Yartnabfebcedvegpag, she will turn you into a slug.
Yartnabfebcedvegpag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Yartnabfebcedvegpag's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Put Yartnabfebcedvegpag first in all things.
3. Do not wear indigo clothing.
4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.