Yartnabfebcedvegpag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying ferret.

Yartnabfebcedvegpag created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartnabfebcedvegpag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yartnabfebcedvegpag, she will turn you into a slug.

Yartnabfebcedvegpag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yartnabfebcedvegpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Put Yartnabfebcedvegpag first in all things.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.