Gadbastcum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless camel.

Gadbastcum created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadbastcum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gadbastcum, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gadbastcum's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gadbastcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hop in the presence of bats.

3. Never sing near doves.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.