Stan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent human.

Stan created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stan, it will strike you with lightening.

Stan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Do not commit murder.