Sincibbif is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonest dugong.

Sincibbif created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sincibbif, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sincibbif, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sincibbif's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sincibbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Run away if nine snails approach from the south.

5. Feed all hungry seals.