Bogfasboss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow raven.

Bogfasboss created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfasboss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogfasboss, he will turn you into a tree.

Bogfasboss' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bogfasboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Hide from fawn horses for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never eat bark.