Popwabgig Wikmitgess is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever hedgehog.

Popwabgig Wikmitgess created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Popwabgig Wikmitgess, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popwabgig Wikmitgess, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Popwabgig Wikmitgess' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Popwabgig Wikmitgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away from fawn otters, for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt mice.