Kandunkim Hasstragdit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient clam.

Kandunkim Hasstragdit created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kandunkim Hasstragdit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kandunkim Hasstragdit, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Kandunkim Hasstragdit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kandunkim Hasstragdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away from indigo snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about planets.