Disstal is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental dragon.

Disstal created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disstal, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Disstal, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Disstal's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Disstal's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed lots of onions to snakes while wearing black stockings.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.