Gudgilgod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane snail.

Gudgilgod created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Gudgilgod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudgilgod, he will send you a sign.

Gudgilgod's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gudgilgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near swans.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.