Davsandspagcussbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring lion.

Davsandspagcussbid created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davsandspagcussbid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davsandspagcussbid, it will turn you into a rat.

Davsandspagcussbid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Davsandspagcussbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Davsandspagcussbid in the centre of the settlement.