Matbepsabrill is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent dragon.

Matbepsabrill created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Matbepsabrill, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Matbepsabrill, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Matbepsabrill's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Matbepsabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
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