Vonjindid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sapient bear.

Vonjindid created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vonjindid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonjindid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vonjindid's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vonjindid's Holy Commandments

1. Vonjindid loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Retreat if seven cats approach from the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.