Flagbodart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient narwhal.

Flagbodart created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbodart, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flagbodart, it will not care at all.

Flagbodart's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flagbodart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never run in the presence of moths.