Nulvagdut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing gerbil.

Nulvagdut created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulvagdut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulvagdut, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nulvagdut's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nulvagdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never feed bananas to birds while wearing yellow stockings.

5. Fast once a month.