Yoggarhatkam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient naga.

Yoggarhatkam created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoggarhatkam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yoggarhatkam, she will destroy your home planet.

Yoggarhatkam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yoggarhatkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.