Stankintal is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful gnu.

Stankintal created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stankintal, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stankintal, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Stankintal's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stankintal's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near otters while wearing black corsets and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near moths while wearing white stockings.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Never talk about dark energy.