Pitgamhom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless slug.

Pitgamhom created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitgamhom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pitgamhom, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pitgamhom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pitgamhom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never look at black holes.