Dumhamtadtun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent skunk.

Dumhamtadtun created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumhamtadtun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumhamtadtun, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dumhamtadtun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dumhamtadtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not chop down trees.